Re: A Parable of Two Carpenters

From: Beth (BethStone21_at_hotmail.NOSPICEDHAM.com)
Date: 12/15/03 

Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2003 10:11:45 -0000

Annie wrote:
> Beth wrote:
> > "Piss off, nerd-boy, I ain't in the slightest bit interested
> > by all your snobbish verbal vomiting in my direction"...
>
> Play nice, children. No pissing or puking in the newsgroup, please.
Hehehe!

I do apologise, Annie...that was somewhat uncalled for, I confess...

But, well, even "wishy-washy leftist" me can be pushed too far to
begin to sound like your good self in "fascist" mode (well, okay,
you'd be slightly more eloquent in your phrasiology, as you've had
more practice in insulting people...your insults are, I must confess,
almost like poetry at times in their skill...I mean, between you and
me, "nerd-boy" was a bit weak and "wishy-washy" still, wasn't it? I
should have been able to do better than that...just that old "leftist"
in me couldn't even bring myself to be properly nasty, even when I was
started to get a bit angry...perhaps, indeed, Annie, we are all very
much predictable in the end...as, for instance, I _know_ you wouldn't
have had any such problem in dismissing the annoyance to your good
person ;)...

Also, "good" (in a manner of speaking) to see you up and about
again...I had began considering if I should return favour and post up
a "Where's Annie?" thread in return...but your ASCII portrait is
looking happy and healthy, so I presume there's no need to show
concern and you're as happy as a bouncing new born lamb in a lush
green field, in so far as that's possible in your case...hmm, perhaps
"happy as a pig in mud" instead, yes? That whole "Teletubby lamb
jumping up and down with joy" thing isn't really you in essence, is
it? The old shotgun would come out and you'd have mint sauce on your
plate were any lamb to attempt to show any "wishy-washy happiness" in
your presence...

Ah, yes..."good" to know you're back and, I Hope, feeling refreshed
(as, no doubt, "Round Two" is but a thread away ;)...

Beth :)