Proposal

From: Andrew Kennedy (andrewkennedy2_at_LOGev1.net)
Date: 02/23/04 

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 03:55:05 -0000

; gabriel.asm Planning Stage --- HUMOR ---
; Purpose:
; 1. Seek out virus writers and all who support them
; 2. Do a world tour and make myself resident but will be
           considerate and keep a small footprint

           Check OS, if post Win 3.1 continue, otherwise abort.

; 3. Start logging activity (compress Log File in case they're
           short on disk space)
;
        4. Scan system to determine:

             a. virus code is present and if executables are or were
                present (Thank goodness for the system registry)

                 a1. They could be testing their virus scanners
                     with "live ones"
                     Look for curse works,and names with mixed
                     cases in source code :-)
                                                      
                 b. virus code is present but no compiler is present
                    Maybe there are just dissecting them
                            
                 c. If system is infected inform of infection,
                    erase tracks and uninstall

        5. Action upon determining we have virus writer

                 a. Partially corrupt virus source code and all compilers,
                    tools,etc. in a seemingly random fashion
                    (Check CD burners,floppies,DVD burners,etc
                     a1. Randomly fix #5a on random days

                     a2. Might "improve" their compiler so it adds a marker
                         in each compiled virus with the author's name and
                         email address

                     a3. Might run virus and send back log of it's activity
                         Try to do it when off-peak

                  b. Erase non-virii source code (Sorry, some collateral
                       damage is to be expected.)

                  c. Visit his(her)buds sites and deliver our package

                  d. Delete their bookmarks, favorites, etc. (See 5b)
                       d1. Maybe all their email address as well
                       d2. Maybe make all drives start running in an endless
                           loop

                  e. Erase activity but stay resident, randomly play hide
                     and seek

                  f. Maybe make ambulance go across screen (need help
                     with the graphics for 16 bit)
    
                 
model small
1086
stack 200h

data

code

start:

exit:
         mov ax,4c00h
         int 21h

end start

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