HLA (Highest level Associateds)

From: The Half A Wannabee ("The)
Date: 03/14/04

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    Brought live to you (or ressurected maybe) by Jesus!!!!

    HLA ver 1.63.

    Last night I dreamt I worte a letter to Jesus!!!! (Halleluja) and his
    highness told me : "I say into thee, my insignificant little piece of
    shitant, that thou shall not bash HLA on the alt.lang.asm forum."

    Shooked with horror and fear that my days with RosAsm might be close to an
    end, and blended by his terrific beauty, I spoke onto the Lord : But
    father...eh..son of God, Jesus!!!! Why ? What have I done so horrifying you
    had to contact me directly ?

    "WHAT ? Are you not pleased with my efforts"??? His higness voice sounded
    like two basuns and I felt a slight headache comming on. I clicked the reply
    button in nervousity and spoke the twice time : 'But, of course.I have been
    crying out to you, since the day I got to know you, in the first grade, and
    you never answered me, even once. I am just so very surpriced to see you'!

    Jesus looked down on me from his slightly higher position. I couldnt quite
    see what it was that made he seem taller than me, I judged him to actually
    be about 4 centimeters lower than me, but still he seemed to speak to me
    from above.

    "hmm...thats correct...you have actually....hmm...oh boggers...you seem to
    be one of those very few people who actually likes me...hmm.."

    Of course Jesus ! I DIG you. You turned the tables in the temple remember ?
    And you spoke against the high priests. You are actually a COOL person. And
    honest as well. Thats very rare. THATS why I like you. You have Spasms and
    Rebel stuff within you. OF COURSE I like ya !!

    "Hmm...you do actually. How peculiar...thats so long since now, kiddo, that
    I actually forgot what it feels like. Most people just kiss my ass, and I am
    sick of it".

    So I can go on bashing Randy then ?

    "No...thats not nice. Randy is a nice man. And I just stroke a deal with him
    about his new assembler."

    Unwillingly I giggled.

    "WHAT? Are you laughing at me ?"

    "Sorry Jesus. I couldnt help myself. You see...HLA is not..."

    "...ah yes I know I know..hehehe. Its a text converter. But you know, even
    so you cant walk around telling people they are losers, just because of
    something like this. Theres more at stake here than just this one issue.
    Randall soul is on the line. Can you even begin to imagine the trouble he
    has gone through creating that uhm..text converter" ?

    "Oh lord, I know his been working hard. But he claims it to be an assembler,
    and thats less then true"!

    "You fail to see the consequences of _him_ understanding that"!

    "I dont belive this Jesus. You are telling me to lie, and cheat so you can
    save his soul. I dont get it. What are you ? A con artist or something" ?

    "My only consern is with Randalls soul, and if _he_ should come to the same
    conclusion;that all his work is in wane, he will mosty probably turn on me.
    And his soul will go lost for a while".

    "I do it for 30 dollars"

    "Funny. I tell you what. If you keep you yap shut, until 2.0 is out, you can
    bash him as much as you like after that. Do we have a deal" ?`

    "So when 2.0 arrives it is just open arena to kick his ass" ?

    "Sure. But until then, he is mine".

    "Okey Jesus. Nice to talk with you. BTW hows that buisness with the
    terrorist, and the US going. Is Bush right about Bin laden? Or was this
    whole thing setup right from the start as I though it might."

    "Ask a fortune teller"

    "But they are expensive"

    "Well pissant, if you *** with me, thats the least of your troubles"

    "Ops. Touche. One more question, and I take the deal" ?

    "hm...yes..., can you please make it quick" ?

    "Why? is there any urgent buisness elsewhere" ?

    "No, but I need to go....I am still part human you know"

    "Okey..(?) Why are 22000 children starving to death every day" ?

    "Because you are not feeding them, bye pissant".

    (*POFF* And Jesus wanished right in front of my eyes)

    And then I woke up. covered in sweat, with a headache but happy. An awsome
    dream. Good it was just a dream though. Otherwise there would be a LONG time
    to wait for 2.0 to come out.

    Ah well, just had to tell ya. now back to the real assembler.

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