Re: Books on why programmers think more than coding

From: wolfgang kern (nowhere_at_nevernet.at)
Date: 10/17/04 

Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 19:58:10 +0200

Hi Nathan,

| > [..]
| > | Corporations never need bank loans. Just print up a bunch of stock
| > | certificates and sell them to all your rich relatives and buddies
| > | at $10 a share -- tada... instant capital!

| > Thanks Nathan, I never would have thought of this opportunity.
| > Perhaps because my brain is stuffed with bits/bytes/ports and
| > hex-notations for several instruction-sets and I'm too busy with
| > coding all the time.
| > Now I got another view of the speed features on my new printer. :)

| I see that I should have been more specific. You'd likely be in trouble if
| one of your buddies hands the (home printer created) certificate to his
| financial advisor/stock broker. When I said "print up" what I meant was
| "place a call to your local professional printing service." The
| professional printer provides official certificates with a circular goldleaf
| center -- this is where you make the imprint (raised lettering) with the
| corporate seal [if your State Treasury Office approves of your Articles of
| Incorporation, take the Articles to your local bank and they will provide
| you with an account and your corporate seal].

Sure, my reply wasn't ment that serious ...
But the idea to 'sell' homemade shares to members of my family will have
some advantage, even MIL may just gain a wise smile from her broker. :)

__
wolfgang

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