Re: High Level Assembly (HLA)

On Tue, 31 May 2005 04:18:34 GMT
"Jim Carlock" <anonymous@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

:Do you know Miss Directed?

No, but as long as we're joining Jack Point's quest to find the humor in
all things, here are a couple of adages which might qualify:

1. Never try to teach a pig to sing -- it wastes your time, and it annoys
the pig.

2. Never mud wrestle with a pig -- you can't win, and the pig enjoys it.

-- Chuck
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Relevant Pages

  • Re: it seems....
    ... Uh Huh!" ... thoughtful as possible for a pig to look, and the news paper is ... A lack of humor is a sure sign of stupidity. ...
    (talk.origins)
  • Re: it seems....
    ... thoughtful as possible for a pig to look, and the news paper is ... A lack of humor is a sure sign of stupidity. ... I think it's because if you have to explain a joke it isn't funny. ...
    (talk.origins)
  • Re: it seems....
    ... Uh Huh!" ... thoughtful as possible for a pig to look, and the news paper is ... A lack of humor is a sure sign of stupidity. ...
    (talk.origins)
  • Re: look out
    ... "Which has a girlish figure!" ... I din't know they could afford pokes? ... You can't have a sense of humor, ... Pig in a Burka? ...
    (rec.crafts.metalworking)
  • Re: anyone here
    ... have the mentality and humor of an 8-yr old for as long as you've been posting here. ... Sad, little man. ... And, you squeal like a stuck pig, as you've been doing for all these many posts, when anyone points out what an ugly little man you are. ... I just make him squeal loud enough to be sure he's properly recognized as a pig. ...
    (misc.writing)