The Twelve Propaganda lessons



The Twelve Propaganda lessons.

[With approval of Randall Hyde, the universal Master]

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Lesson_01:

Introduce yourself as an Assembly teacher, even if you
are not, and if you never wrote anything in Assembly.

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Lesson_02:

Use a pedantic and scolastic phrasing: The lesser the
new-comers will understand what you write, the more
they will suppose that you are an expert speacking.

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Lesson_03:

Never propose your stuff for _learning_, but propose
it for _teaching_, instead:

"An expert talking to experts".

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Lesson_04:

Wait for the others to be over with doing some job. Then,
rephrase it, and use the materials for selling yourself.
Conform to the famous sentence of Randall Hyde:

"The pioneers take the land, the farmers get the fields".

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Lesson_05:

Create a Web Site, where you will collect and re-shape
all valuable informations found here and there, and
make them your own.

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Lesson_06:

When you are not able to do something, steal it: New-
comers ignore who did what.

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Lesson_07:

Deny the most usual vocabulary, so that it could match
with your personal views, when necessary.

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Lesson_08:

Always promote the "most in use" stuff, whatever *** it
could be: "Most in use" will always make yourself look
serious to ignorant people, and will draw sympathy from
these quantities of "most people" using those tools.

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Lesson_09:

Denigrate anything innovative: Innovations have poor chances
of popular success, and it is more prudent to keep with the
passive majority.

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Lesson_10:

When facing oppositions deviate the shots. That is, when
a debate is turning bad for yourself, select a small part
of this debate, and twist the topic, until it could match
with something where your propaganda will be easier.

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Lesson_11:

When you loose a debate completely, do not resign: Start
a fresh new Thread for selling yourself: Loosing a debate
is not important, because most new-comers tend to only
read the very last posts, and new comers must always
remain your primary target. This is useless to persist
in a fight, that was lost in advance: Simply ignore
replying to the counter-arguments, and go ahead.

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Lesson_12:

Make friend with all other swindlers around. Fame sharing
is very good, because, if you say something nice about
some swindler, he will, in turn, say something nice about
you, enhancing each others reputation: Natural reciprocity.

:)

Betov.

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