(ET) How Merka plans to welcome great coders!

berlutte_at_sympatico.ca
Date: 02/26/04 

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 01:19:41 -0800

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/space/2004/2/when_ufos_arrive/index4.phtml

State Of Emergency
If ET turns up at NASA's doorstep bearing that invitation, it is in
for a surprise. Instead of getting a handshake from the head of NASA,
it will be handcuffed by an FBI agent dressed in a Biosafety Level 4
suit. Instead of sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House,
the alien will be whisked away to the Department of Agriculture's
Animal Disease Center on Plum Island, off the coast of New York's Long
Island. Here it will be poked and probed by doctors from the National
Institutes of Health. A Department of Energy (DOE) Nuclear Emergency
Search Team (NEST) will tow away its spacecraft.
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Bwahahaha!

They'll land in Gay Paree instead!

Can you believe the fruitcakes?

Mercy!

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