Re: BREAKIN': ROYAL BANK O' CANADUH IN CHAOS - NEEDS CODIN' FOOLS ASAP

From: Gus (Gus_at_nowhere.net)
Date: 06/06/04 

Date: Sun, 06 Jun 2004 06:42:48 GMT

Donald Tees wrote:
> berlutte@sympatico.ca wrote:
>
>> Is Yer Grandee ready to fly in if tawdry matter o' money are resolved?
>>
>> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20040604/ROYAL04/National/Idx
>>
>>
>> Five days of computer chaos leave bank's clients in limbo
>>
>> By JOHN SAUNDERS AND RICHARD BLOOM
>> With a report from Erin Pooley
>> Friday, June 4, 2004 - Page A1
>> In one of the worst messes since banks put their faith in computers,
>> today is the fifth day in which the Royal Bank of Canada cannot tell
>> its 10 million Canadian customers with any certainty how much money is
>> in their accounts.
>
>
> The hyperlink photo has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used
> in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital.
>
> Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are
> identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group
> revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are
> identical, a person under stress would find differences in the
> two dolphins.
>
> If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it
> means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress.
>
> Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two
> differences you may want to take a vacation.

LOL, it's HOTELS.COM next for me!

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