Re: Rather Polite of Him, Wouldn't You Say?

Donald Tees wrote:
HeyBub wrote:
Try:

There was a woman from Carolina,
Who placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina,
With certain-sized cocks,
What was sex became Bach's
Tocatta and Fugue in D Mina.


I passed that on to my fiddle playing roomy, who got a chuckle from
it.
Donald

The original author was, wait for it now...

Issac Asimov

Then there's this one by Anon...

Said Bill Clinton to young Miss Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress,
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


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