Re: Rather Polite of Him, Wouldn't You Say?

Alistair wrote:

I too had my heart broken a long time ago. I also wrote a poem.
Unfortunately it was an epic load of *** and has long been
discarded. I have only tried twice since then to write poetry, in the
form of blues ditties. Sadly, I've managed to misplace them so you
can thank your God that you will not be subjected to poetry on a par
of the Vogon Captain (see Hitch-Hikers ...)

"Ode to a lump of green clay I found in my armpit one morning" was the best.


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