Re: [OT] DU

From: Dan Lingman (dlingman_at_rogers.com.nospamplease)
Date: 11/13/03


Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 03:17:37 GMT

CBFalconer <cbfalconer@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:3FB2940C.B4A2494D@yahoo.com:

> Programmer Dude wrote:
>> William wrote:
>>
>> >> The lethal dose of water is only 14 liters, iirc. Avoid the
>> >> stuff at all costs.
>> >
>> > There used to be a web site devoted to the dangers of hydrogen
>> > oxide.
>>
>> I think properly, it dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO). I have a
>> "press release" concerning its dangers on my website:
>>
>> http://www.sonnack.com/Life/Humor/Words/DHMO.html
>>
>> >> And you must know about the "great tomato addiction."
>> >> Everyone who eats tomatoes eventually dies.
>> >
>> > Hence the term, "killer tomatoes"?
>>
>> [BWG] Bread is also suspect. See:
>>
>> http://www.sonnack.com/Life/Humor/Words/Bread.html
>
> Sleeping, sex, celibacy, washing, have also been found to be
> universally fatal to all forms of carbon based life in that the
> correlation coefficients are extremely high.
>

Let's not forget that celibacy is also hereditary - If your parents
didn't have sex, odds are you won't either.

Dan.



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