Re: XOR using NAND

From: Programmer Dude (Chris_at_Sonnack.com)
Date: 02/24/04


Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 16:10:13 -0600

Ricardo Gibert wrote:

> I'm reminded of the Get Smart episode where Max is reading
> instructions to the chief on how to disarm a bomb. After the Chief
> dutifully follows the instruction Max just gave, Max continues,
> "...but first you must..."

Some of you may remember a classroom-based test that floated around
for a while. It started by telling you to read the questions first.
Then....

        1. Write your name at the top of the paper.

        2. Stand on your chair and yell your name.

        3. Go up to the board and write your name.

        [... many others in similar vein... ]

        10. Do only #1.

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