Re: Free Certifications from

RedGrittyBrick wrote:
Lew wrote:

RedGrittyBrick wrote:
Shucks, I can undercut

Just post a message here with subject "I want to be certified" and in the body of the message mention your name, desired qualification and email address. I'll email you your certificate for free. No need to "write the exam, qualify" - I'll use my years of experience to judge whether you deserve to be certified.

I want to be certified!

Lewis Bloch
High Poobah of Java(r) Programming

You have mail.

Cool, now the big bucks will surely start rolling in! Thanks ever so much!

Certified High Poobah of Java(r) Programming