Re: SERIOUS MONEY OPPORTUNITY-$5 INVESTMENT-HIGH RESPONSE RATE-QUICK RETURNS

From: Ulrich Hobelmann (u.hobelmann_at_web.de)
Date: 03/14/05 

Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 12:39:06 -0600

feedbackzz@yahoo.com wrote:
> you to give it a try anyway! It REALLY WORKS-
> that is why so many thousands are involved in
> programs like it. Don't miss this chance.

Invest more in marketing (like on TV) and millions could be involved.
You would cure world hunger!

> If you actively promote the program, you could
> soon have $8,000 in your PayPal account.

You mean I lose the $500,000 I currently have in it? NO!!!

> SIMPLE: All you need is $5 and a free PayPal
> account. Pay $5 to one person.

Why? Can I have an explanation?

> LEGAL: See Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341,
> US Postal and Lottery Laws.
> The details of this business make it legitimate.

Now I'm relieved. For a minute I thought this might be something illegal.

> You are using the Internet to advertise your
> business opportunity. You have a mail order

Am I?

> INSTRUCTIONS
>
> STEP 1: COPY and PASTE this letter onto a
> blank notepad file. SAVE as a TEXT FILE.
> Keep it for the next time you need the
> program.

Too bad I don't have Notepad. I don't know how to create a Notepad
file, either.

> STEP 3: Using your PayPal account, send $5
> (US DOLLARS) to the email address (PayPal
> account) in position #1 of the list below.
> PayPal will ask for a payment type-select
> SERVICE. In the SUBJECT area, enter
> "Please add me to your mailing list"
> (this is very important). If you prefer

Ah, yes. So I get more valuable body part enlargement information, for
free! :)

> IMPORTANT: IN ORDER FOR YOUR BUSINESS
> TO WORK, YOU MUST BE HONEST AND SEND $5.

What, you wouldn't notice if I cheat and send nothing? Hohoho.

> The mailing list business remains successful
> due to the honesty and integrity of those
> involved. $5 is a very small investment,
> especially when you are about to receive
> many times that much! If we are all honest,
> we will all make money.

If it pays so well, why don't you just keep your own $5? And what does
this have to do with honesty? If nobody pays $5, how does this prevent
the business plan from working?

> STEP 4: After you send your $5, remove the
> [...] (Complex higher maths)

> Both people on your list have already bought
> mailing list memberships for $5! The program
> is working!

WTH are you talking about?

> THIS BUSINESS WORKS
>
> [...]
> are only 2 names on the list, you can expect
> 80% of your profits within 2 weeks.

Profits from what? What do I do?

> Relieve your financial stress NOW!
> Become a part of the mail order business and
> help people to help people.
> This program is about helping each other!

I pay you $5, you pay me $5, and we all get rich together! Cool, I
should suggest this to some of the people involved in developing
countries. This could be their solution, after all!

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