Posting Guidelines for comp.lang.perl.misc ($Revision: 1.5 $)
Date: 07/02/04

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       Before posting to comp.lang.perl.misc
           - Check the Perl Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
           - Check the other standard Perl docs (*.pod)
          Really Really Should
           - Lurk for a while before posting
           - Search a Usenet archive
          If You Like
           - Check Other Resources
       Posting to comp.lang.perl.misc
          Is there a better place to ask your question?
           - Question should be about Perl, not about the application area
          How to participate (post) in the clpmisc community
           - Carefully choose the contents of your Subject header
           - Use an effective followup style
           - Speak Perl rather than English, when possible
           - Ask perl to help you
           - Do not re-type Perl code
           - Provide enough information
           - Do not provide too much information
           - Do not post binaries, HTML, or MIME
          Social faux pas to avoid
           - Asking a Frequently Asked Question
           - Asking a question easily answered by a cursory doc search
           - Asking for emailed answers
           - Beware of saying "doesn't work"
           - Sending a "stealth" Cc copy
          Be extra cautious when you get upset
           - Count to ten before composing a followup when you are upset
           - Count to ten after composing and before posting when you are upset

    Posting Guidelines for comp.lang.perl.misc ($Revision: 1.5 $)
        This newsgroup, commonly called clpmisc, is a technical newsgroup
        intended to be used for discussion of Perl related issues (except job
        postings), whether it be comments or questions.

        As you would expect, clpmisc discussions are usually very technical in
        nature and there are conventions for conduct in technical newsgroups
        going somewhat beyond those in non-technical newsgroups.

        The article at:


        describes how to get answers from technical people in general.

        This article describes things that you should, and should not, do to
        increase your chances of getting an answer to your Perl question. It is
        available in POD, HTML and plain text formats at:

        For more information about netiquette in general, see the "Netiquette
        Guidelines" at:

        A note to newsgroup "regulars":

           Do not use these guidelines as a "license to flame" or other
           meanness. It is possible that a poster is unaware of things
           discussed here. Give them the benefit of the doubt, and just
           help them learn how to post, rather than assume

        A note about technical terms used here:

           In this document, we use words like "must" and "should" as
           they're used in technical conversation (such as you will
           encounter in this newsgroup). When we say that you *must* do
           something, we mean that if you don't do that something, then
           it's unlikely that you will benefit much from this group.
           We're not bossing you around; we're making the point without
           lots of words.

        Do *NOT* send email to the maintainer of these guidelines. It will be
        discarded unread. The guidelines belong to the newsgroup so all
        discussion should appear in the newsgroup. I am just the secretary that
        writes down the consensus of the group.

    Before posting to comp.lang.perl.misc
        This section describes things that you *must* do before posting to
        clpmisc, in order to maximize your chances of getting meaningful replies
        to your inquiry and to avoid getting flamed for being lazy and trying to
        have others do your work.

        The perl distribution includes documentation that is copied to your hard
        drive when you install perl. Also installed is a program for looking
        things up in that (and other) documentation named 'perldoc'.

        You should either find out where the docs got installed on your system,
        or use perldoc to find them for you. Type "perldoc perldoc" to learn how
        to use perldoc itself. Type "perldoc perl" to start reading Perl's
        standard documentation.

        Check the Perl Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
            Checking the FAQ before posting is required in Big 8 newsgroups in
            general, there is nothing clpmisc-specific about this requirement.
            You are expected to do this in nearly all newsgroups.

            You can use the "-q" switch with perldoc to do a word search of the
            questions in the Perl FAQs.

        Check the other standard Perl docs (*.pod)
            The perl distribution comes with much more documentation than is
            available for most other newsgroups, so in clpmisc you should also
            see if you can find an answer in the other (non-FAQ) standard docs
            before posting.

        It is *not* required, or even expected, that you actually *read* all of
        Perl's standard docs, only that you spend a few minutes searching them
        before posting.

        Try doing a word-search in the standard docs for some words/phrases
        taken from your problem statement or from your very carefully worded
        "Subject:" header.

      Really Really Should
        This section describes things that you *really should* do before posting
        to clpmisc.

        Lurk for a while before posting
            This is very important and expected in all newsgroups. Lurking means
            to monitor a newsgroup for a period to become familiar with local
            customs. Each newsgroup has specific customs and rituals. Knowing
            these before you participate will help avoid embarrassing social
            situations. Consider yourself to be a foreigner at first!

        Search a Usenet archive
            There are tens of thousands of Perl programmers. It is very likely
            that your question has already been asked (and answered). See if you
            can find where it has already been answered.

            One such searchable archive is:


      If You Like
        This section describes things that you *can* do before posting to

        Check Other Resources
            You may want to check in books or on web sites to see if you can
            find the answer to your question.

            But you need to consider the source of such information: there are a
            lot of very poor Perl books and web sites, and several good ones
            too, of course.

    Posting to comp.lang.perl.misc
        There can be 200 messages in clpmisc in a single day. Nobody is going to
        read every article. They must decide somehow which articles they are
        going to read, and which they will skip.

        Your post is in competition with 199 other posts. You need to "win"
        before a person who can help you will even read your question.

        These sections describe how you can help keep your article from being
        one of the "skipped" ones.

      Is there a better place to ask your question?
        Question should be about Perl, not about the application area
            It can be difficult to separate out where your problem really is,
            but you should make a conscious effort to post to the most
            applicable newsgroup. That is, after all, where you are the most
            likely to find the people who know how to answer your question.

            Being able to "partition" a problem is an essential skill for
            effectively troubleshooting programming problems. If you don't get
            that right, you end up looking for answers in the wrong places.

            It should be understood that you may not know that the root of your
            problem is not Perl-related (the two most frequent ones are CGI and
            Operating System related), so off-topic postings will happen from
            time to time. Be gracious when someone helps you find a better place
            to ask your question by pointing you to a more applicable newsgroup.

      How to participate (post) in the clpmisc community
        Carefully choose the contents of your Subject header
            You have 40 precious characters of Subject to win out and be one of
            the posts that gets read. Don't waste them. Take care while
            composing them, they are the key that opens the door to getting an

            Spend them indicating what aspect of Perl others will find if they
            should decide to read your article.

            Do not spend them indicating "experience level" (guru, newbie...).

            Do not spend them pleading (please read, urgent, help!...).

            Do not spend them on non-Subjects (Perl question, one-word

            For more information on choosing a Subject see "Choosing Good
            Subject Lines":


            Part of the beauty of newsgroup dynamics, is that you can contribute
            to the community with your very first post! If your choice of
            Subject leads a fellow Perler to find the thread you are starting,
            then even asking a question helps us all.

        Use an effective followup style
            When composing a followup, quote only enough text to establish the
            context for the comments that you will add. Always indicate who
            wrote the quoted material. Never quote an entire article. Never
            quote a .signature (unless that is what you are commenting on).

            Intersperse your comments *following* each section of quoted text to
            which they relate. Unappreciated followup styles are referred to as
            "top-posting", "Jeopardy" (because the answer comes before the
            question), or "TOFU" (Text Over, Fullquote Under).

            Reversing the chronology of the dialog makes it much harder to
            understand (some folks won't even read it if written in that style).
            For more information on quoting style, see:


        Speak Perl rather than English, when possible
            Perl is much more precise than natural language. Saying it in Perl
            instead will avoid misunderstanding your question or problem.

            Do not say: I have variable with "foo\tbar" in it.

            Instead say: I have $var = "foo\tbar", or I have $var = 'foo\tbar',
            or I have $var = <DATA> (and show the data line).

        Ask perl to help you
            You can ask perl itself to help you find common programming mistakes
            by doing two things: enable warnings (perldoc warnings) and enable
            "strict"ures (perldoc strict).

            You should not bother the hundreds/thousands of readers of the
            newsgroup without first seeing if a machine can help you find your
            problem. It is demeaning to be asked to do the work of a machine. It
            will annoy the readers of your article.

            You can look up any of the messages that perl might issue to find
            out what the message means and how to resolve the potential mistake
            (perldoc perldiag). If you would like perl to look them up for you,
            you can put "use diagnostics;" near the top of your program.

        Do not re-type Perl code
            Use copy/paste or your editor's "import" function rather than
            attempting to type in your code. If you make a typo you will get
            followups about your typos instead of about the question you are
            trying to get answered.

        Provide enough information
            If you do the things in this item, you will have an Extremely Good
            chance of getting people to try and help you with your problem!
            These features are a really big bonus toward your question winning
            out over all of the other posts that you are competing with.

            First make a short (less than 20-30 lines) and *complete* program
            that illustrates the problem you are having. People should be able
            to run your program by copy/pasting the code from your article. (You
            will find that doing this step very often reveals your problem
            directly. Leading to an answer much more quickly and reliably than
            posting to Usenet.)

            Describe *precisely* the input to your program. Also provide example
            input data for your program. If you need to show file input, use the
            __DATA__ token (perldata.pod) to provide the file contents inside of
            your Perl program.

            Show the output (including the verbatim text of any messages) of
            your program.

            Describe how you want the output to be different from what you are

            If you have no idea at all of how to code up your situation, be sure
            to at least describe the 2 things that you *do* know: input and
            desired output.

        Do not provide too much information
            Do not just post your entire program for debugging. Most especially
            do not post someone *else's* entire program.

        Do not post binaries, HTML, or MIME
            clpmisc is a text only newsgroup. If you have images or binaries
            that explain your question, put them in a publically accessible
            place (like a Web server) and provide a pointer to that location. If
            you include code, cut and paste it directly in the message body.
            Don't attach anything to the message. Don't post vcards or HTML.
            Many people (and even some Usenet servers) will automatically filter
            out such messages. Many people will not be able to easily read your
            post. Plain text is something everyone can read.

      Social faux pas to avoid
        The first two below are symptoms of lots of FAQ asking here in clpmisc.
        It happens so often that folks will assume that it is happening yet
        again. If you have looked but not found, or found but didn't understand
        the docs, say so in your article.

        Asking a Frequently Asked Question
            It should be understood that you may have missed the applicable FAQ
            when you checked, which is not a big deal. But if the Frequently
            Asked Question is worded similar to your question, folks will assume
            that you did not look at all. Don't become indignant at pointers to
            the FAQ, particularly if it solves your problem.

        Asking a question easily answered by a cursory doc search
            If folks think you have not even tried the obvious step of reading
            the docs applicable to your problem, they are likely to become

            If you are flamed for not checking when you *did* check, then just
            shrug it off (and take the answer that you got).

        Asking for emailed answers
            Emailed answers benefit one person. Posted answers benefit the
            entire community. If folks can take the time to answer your
            question, then you can take the time to go get the answer in the
            same place where you asked the question.

            It is OK to ask for a *copy* of the answer to be emailed, but many
            will ignore such requests anyway. If you munge your address, you
            should never expect (or ask) to get email in response to a Usenet

            Ask the question here, get the answer here (maybe).

        Beware of saying "doesn't work"
            This is a "red flag" phrase. If you find yourself writing that,
            pause and see if you can't describe what is not working without
            saying "doesn't work". That is, describe how it is not what you

        Sending a "stealth" Cc copy
            A "stealth Cc" is when you both email and post a reply without
            indicating *in the body* that you are doing so.

      Be extra cautious when you get upset
        Count to ten before composing a followup when you are upset
            This is recommended in all Usenet newsgroups. Here in clpmisc, most
            flaming sub-threads are not about any feature of Perl at all! They
            are most often for what was seen as a breach of netiquette. If you
            have lurked for a bit, then you will know what is expected and won't
            make such posts in the first place.

            But if you get upset, wait a while before writing your followup. I
            recommend waiting at least 30 minutes.

        Count to ten after composing and before posting when you are upset
            After you have written your followup, wait *another* 30 minutes
            before committing yourself by posting it. You cannot take it back
            once it has been said.

        Tad McClellan <> and many others on the
        comp.lang.perl.misc newsgroup.

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