Re: Is it just me, or is Sqlite3 goofy?


Tim Chase wrote:
"But honestly, boss, I didn't write this code! It was my
evil alter-ego that puts VARCHAR values containing Gilbert &
Sullivan lyrics into the Amount_Due CURRENCY fields!"

Hence the phrase "Going for a song"?

I am the very model of a modern major database,
For gigabytes of information gathered out in userspace.
For banking applications to a website crackers will deface,
You access me from console or spiffy user interface.

My multi-threaded architecture offers you concurrency,
And loads of RAM for caching things reduces query latency.
The data is correctly typed, a fact that I will guarantee,
Each datum has a data type, it's specified explicitly.

Mensantor:
When I was a lad I had to load
Data to Access via import mode.
Data came in as DBase III
And had to be converted to csv.
I so carefully converted the csv's
That now I am the admin of big db's.

Chorus:
He so carefully converted the csv's
That now he is the admin of big db's.


is-it-friday-yet'ly yers,

-tkc

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